GOP Rep: Jelly Roll “100% Not Welcomed to Florida” Because He Said Trump Can’t See Penis

Even though Jelly Roll looks like a Florida Walmart came to life and asked to bum a smoke, Republican congressman Jimmy Patronis claimed that is “100% not welcomed [sic] to Florida’s panhandle,” after the singer suggested Donald Trump can’t see his penis. As the guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday, Mr. Roll encouraged Trump to lose weight, telling the President, “You’ll be happy to see your penis again.” Rep. Patronis leapt to defend the president’s dong. “@JellyRoll615 is 100% not welcomed to Florida’s panhandle. I don’t even want to see his bus on I-10. He’s always been the token ‘country’ star the libs in California are allowed to enjoy. (He ain’t country, never was.) Take the TDS elsewhere, loser.” Jelly Roll defended his remarks on Tuesday, and returned on Wednesday to double down: “Wouldn’t it be nice to see Trump lose something besides the war, his popularity, and most of his marbles? And just so we’re clear: I believe in you, Mr. President. With a little hard work, one day your waistline will be just as thin as your skin.” .@JellyRoll615 is 100% not welcomed to Florida’s panhandle. I don’t even want to see his bus on I-10. He’s always been the token “country” star th...